Australia - The World's Suburb letra

Maybe it makes you more intense
When your county's small and you live in tents;
Kurds get gas and die to win
Land from Yass to Deniliquin.
Israel is the merest sliver,
Fits between Hay and the Murray River;
My map don't show Condamine,
But it's probably bigger than Palastine.
Imagine if old Yassa Arafat
Was given everything east of Ararat?
Make the middle east far less hairy,
And none of us would miss Port Fairy.
Let's solve the whole Arabic mania,
Let's sling 'em - what's it called? - Tasmania.
Put all of Israel east of Broome -
Double the size! We've got the room:
But nationalism's so damned myopic
When you're on the atlas but microscopic -
All those guys would rather blow it up
Than move their home to Kooweerup.
Of all nations, the most superb -
Australia, the world's suburb.

chorus:
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
oi! oi! oi! (repeat ad nauseum)

Tism - Letras

• (he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River
• (i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
• (i'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur
• (there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
• 40 Years - Then Death
• A Faceful Of Divertimenti
• Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
• All Homeboys Are Dickheads
• All Ordinaries Index
• Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'
• And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To
• Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
• Aussiemandias
• Australia - The World's Suburb
• Babies Bite Back
• Backstage With Ron Hitler
• Bash This Up Your Ginger
• Been Caught Wankin'
• Bfw
• Bishop = Handjob
• Boot Party
• Channel Turd
• Choose Bad Smack
• Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
• Consumption Tax
• Dazed And Confucious
• Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
• Defecate On My Face
• Denial Works For Me
• Dicktatorship
• Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
• Drop The 'tude
• Dumb 'n' Base
• Eckermann Is Very Silly
• Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
• Existentialtism
• Ezra Pound - Axe King
• Ezra Pound - Axe King 2
• Father And Son
• Five Yards
• Fourteen Years In Rowville
• Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em
• Garbage
• Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
• Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
• Get Thee To A Nunnery
• Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
• Give Up For Australia
• Go The Knuckle
• Gotta Root Out Of It
• Great Expectorations
• Greg! The Stop Sign!
• Hello To All Our New Tism Fans
• Honk If You Love Fred Durst
• I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend
• I Drive A Truck
• I Go Off
• I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
• I Shit Me
• I'll 'ave Ya
• I'm Interested In Apathy
• I'm Into Led Zep
• If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie
• If You Want The Toilet, You're In It
• If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
• If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
• If You're Ugly, Forget It
• In Defense Of Poetry
• Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
• Jesus Pots The White Ball
• Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
• Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
• Jung Talent Time
• Kate, Fischer Of Men
• Kevin Borich Expressionism
• Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4
• Kill Americans
• Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
• Leo's Toltoy
• Let's Club It To Death
• Let's Form A Company
• Life Kills
• Life Kills 2
• Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli
• Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr
• Lose Your Delusion Ii
• Loser, Losing, Lost
• Lyric For Jack
• Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
• Michael Hutchence In Hell
• Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
• Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
• Morrison Hostel
• Mourningtown Ride
• Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General
• My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
• My Generation
• Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre
• Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick
• Opposite Day
• Play Mistral For Me
• Professor Derrida Deconstructs
• Pus
• Pus Of The Dead
• Put Your Dog To Sleep
• Rebel Without A Paunch
• Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg
• Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It
• Root
• Russia
• Saturday Night Palsy
• Schoolies Week
• Sickie
• State Schools Are Great Schools
• Strictly Loungeroom
• Subliminal Satanic Message
• Take Your Love
• Tale Of Two Faeces
• Teenage Fucking Jesus
• Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
• The Art-income Dialectic
• The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
• The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped
• The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
• The Ballad Of Paul Keating
• The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi
• The Fosters Carpark Boogie
• The Judeo-christian Ethic
• The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm
• The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby
• The Men's Room
• The Mordialloc Road Duplicator
• The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
• The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T
• The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
• The Tism Boat Hire Offer
• The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
• There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
• Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
• Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
• Tism Club Song
• Untz Untz Untz Untz
• Volare
• Watering Systems
• We Are The Champignons
• Weddings, Parties, Anything
• Wham Bam Thank You Imam
• Whatareya
• While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
• Whinge Rock
• Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The
• X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
• Yob