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The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped letra
The back upon which Jezza jumped and rode into the ground;
The humiliated vertebrae that mighty mark crushed down;
That pathetic platform from which Jesualenko leapt into the sky;
That ladder to immortality has finally laid down to die.
Yes, Graeme "Jerker" Jenkin, the man who stood his ground
And took the pain that gave other's fame is six foot underground;
Giant jolly "Jerker" Jenkin, Jesaulenko's dupe -
All he got out of that magic mark was a tenancy to stoop.
Did he hear the thundering footsteps on that fateful day?
As he looked up at that Sherrin, did he know he'd have no say
As Jezza jumped to fame and glory with one almighty leap,
And he was left to be forgotten in a crumpled heap?
And so all you men of small ability and mediocre skill,
All those of you who, in the race of life, are left standing still;
Those who must always know others are unquestionably better -
The second class, the also ran, the unsuccessful go getter;
The minor leaguers, the average markers, the consistent second raters;
The stay at homers, the timid loners, the habitual masturbators;
The ugly girls, the amputees, the screaming Mongoloids;
The senile old, the deformed young, the bladders that unwillingly void;
The cancer ridden, the A.I.D.S. victim, the plastic surgery disaster;
The fake bowel, the anguished howl as the psychopath shafts ya;
The violated; the child rapist; the jerk off artist;
The disaster fated, the intensely hated, the involuntary fartist;
All of you huge race of men with mind or body dismembered
Never forget the name of the man who will never be remembered;
And beware!, all who have hopes of happiness you pathetically nurture,
Lest you forget the back upon which Jezza jumped, the giant Graeme "Jerker"
Tism - Letras
- (he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River
- (i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
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- (there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
- 40 Years - Then Death
- A Faceful Of Divertimenti
- Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
- All Homeboys Are Dickheads
- All Ordinaries Index
- Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'
- And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To
- Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
- Aussiemandias
- Australia - The World's Suburb
- Babies Bite Back
- Backstage With Ron Hitler
- Bash This Up Your Ginger
- Been Caught Wankin'
- Bfw
- Bishop = Handjob
- Boot Party
- Channel Turd
- Choose Bad Smack
- Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
- Consumption Tax
- Dazed And Confucious
- Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
- Defecate On My Face
- Denial Works For Me
- Dicktatorship
- Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
- Drop The 'tude
- Dumb 'n' Base
- Eckermann Is Very Silly
- Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
- Existentialtism
- Ezra Pound - Axe King
- Ezra Pound - Axe King 2
- Father And Son
- Five Yards
- Fourteen Years In Rowville
- Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em
- Garbage
- Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
- Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
- Get Thee To A Nunnery
- Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
- Give Up For Australia
- Go The Knuckle
- Gotta Root Out Of It
- Great Expectorations
- Greg! The Stop Sign!
- Hello To All Our New Tism Fans
- Honk If You Love Fred Durst
- I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend
- I Drive A Truck
- I Go Off
- I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
- I Shit Me
- I'll 'ave Ya
- I'm Interested In Apathy
- I'm Into Led Zep
- If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie
- If You Want The Toilet, You're In It
- If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
- If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
- If You're Ugly, Forget It
- In Defense Of Poetry
- Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
- Jesus Pots The White Ball
- Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
- Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
- Jung Talent Time
- Kate, Fischer Of Men
- Kevin Borich Expressionism
- Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4
- Kill Americans
- Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
- Leo's Toltoy
- Let's Club It To Death
- Let's Form A Company
- Life Kills
- Life Kills 2
- Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli
- Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr
- Lose Your Delusion Ii
- Loser, Losing, Lost
- Lyric For Jack
- Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
- Michael Hutchence In Hell
- Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
- Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
- Morrison Hostel
- Mourningtown Ride
- Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General
- My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
- My Generation
- Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre
- Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick
- Opposite Day
- Play Mistral For Me
- Professor Derrida Deconstructs
- Pus
- Pus Of The Dead
- Put Your Dog To Sleep
- Rebel Without A Paunch
- Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg
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- Root
- Russia
- Saturday Night Palsy
- Schoolies Week
- Sickie
- State Schools Are Great Schools
- Strictly Loungeroom
- Subliminal Satanic Message
- Take Your Love
- Tale Of Two Faeces
- Teenage Fucking Jesus
- Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
- The Art-income Dialectic
- The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
- The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped
- The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
- The Ballad Of Paul Keating
- The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi
- The Fosters Carpark Boogie
- The Judeo-christian Ethic
- The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm
- The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby
- The Men's Room
- The Mordialloc Road Duplicator
- The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
- The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T
- The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
- The Tism Boat Hire Offer
- The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
- There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
- Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
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- Tism Club Song
- Untz Untz Untz Untz
- Volare
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- We Are The Champignons
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- Wham Bam Thank You Imam
- Whatareya
- While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
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