X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse letra

Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.

The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.

Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "Man, what a rush!"

I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?

Tism - Letras

• (he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River
• (i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
• (i'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur
• (there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
• 40 Years - Then Death
• A Faceful Of Divertimenti
• Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
• All Homeboys Are Dickheads
• All Ordinaries Index
• Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'
• And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To
• Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
• Aussiemandias
• Australia - The World's Suburb
• Babies Bite Back
• Backstage With Ron Hitler
• Bash This Up Your Ginger
• Been Caught Wankin'
• Bfw
• Bishop = Handjob
• Boot Party
• Channel Turd
• Choose Bad Smack
• Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
• Consumption Tax
• Dazed And Confucious
• Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
• Defecate On My Face
• Denial Works For Me
• Dicktatorship
• Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
• Drop The 'tude
• Dumb 'n' Base
• Eckermann Is Very Silly
• Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
• Existentialtism
• Ezra Pound - Axe King
• Ezra Pound - Axe King 2
• Father And Son
• Five Yards
• Fourteen Years In Rowville
• Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em
• Garbage
• Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
• Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
• Get Thee To A Nunnery
• Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
• Give Up For Australia
• Go The Knuckle
• Gotta Root Out Of It
• Great Expectorations
• Greg! The Stop Sign!
• Hello To All Our New Tism Fans
• Honk If You Love Fred Durst
• I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend
• I Drive A Truck
• I Go Off
• I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
• I Shit Me
• I'll 'ave Ya
• I'm Interested In Apathy
• I'm Into Led Zep
• If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie
• If You Want The Toilet, You're In It
• If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
• If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
• If You're Ugly, Forget It
• In Defense Of Poetry
• Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
• Jesus Pots The White Ball
• Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
• Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
• Jung Talent Time
• Kate, Fischer Of Men
• Kevin Borich Expressionism
• Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4
• Kill Americans
• Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
• Leo's Toltoy
• Let's Club It To Death
• Let's Form A Company
• Life Kills
• Life Kills 2
• Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli
• Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr
• Lose Your Delusion Ii
• Loser, Losing, Lost
• Lyric For Jack
• Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
• Michael Hutchence In Hell
• Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
• Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
• Morrison Hostel
• Mourningtown Ride
• Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General
• My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
• My Generation
• Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre
• Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick
• Opposite Day
• Play Mistral For Me
• Professor Derrida Deconstructs
• Pus
• Pus Of The Dead
• Put Your Dog To Sleep
• Rebel Without A Paunch
• Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg
• Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It
• Root
• Russia
• Saturday Night Palsy
• Schoolies Week
• Sickie
• State Schools Are Great Schools
• Strictly Loungeroom
• Subliminal Satanic Message
• Take Your Love
• Tale Of Two Faeces
• Teenage Fucking Jesus
• Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
• The Art-income Dialectic
• The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
• The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped
• The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
• The Ballad Of Paul Keating
• The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi
• The Fosters Carpark Boogie
• The Judeo-christian Ethic
• The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm
• The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby
• The Men's Room
• The Mordialloc Road Duplicator
• The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
• The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T
• The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
• The Tism Boat Hire Offer
• The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
• There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
• Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
• Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
• Tism Club Song
• Untz Untz Untz Untz
• Volare
• Watering Systems
• We Are The Champignons
• Weddings, Parties, Anything
• Wham Bam Thank You Imam
• Whatareya
• While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
• Whinge Rock
• Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The
• X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
• Yob